my_deranged_thoughts in Deranged Thoughts HQ

I have a feeling I'd be great at this game, for uh, no specific reason

Behold my lovely followers, peak fashion at work

The only sad part for me about twitter getting changed into X, is that I can't threaten to cancel someone on twitter.com anymore

How do you all pronounce aunt? Like "Ant" or like "Awnt"

teehee, this is so silly, I am very original

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"microscope" this, "microscope" that, when are you cowards gonna start talking about macroscopes? Dumb sons-a-bitches

Out of these options, which would you say best describes my content?

Damn, I guess I've officially been on this site for 3 years. I don't have much to say, it just feels nice to know that for better or worse, I'm a part of this budding online community. #spawnday